Dreaming of Beer

A slow day at work and I start dreaming about brewing beer. Have never brewed before, just been doing a lot of quality control. I'm just thinking it would be fun working my magic and see what deliciousness I can create.
Wonder why I have so many ideas now that I'm having a mini-me. Is it because I worry about getting older and won't have time for fun stuff anymore? That is possibly the case. Or is simply because I have too much idle time on my hands when at work? That is more likely the case.
Nevertheless, names have been picked out for my brews; the unfiltered wheat is called Schuykill; the light pilsner is Hipster Delite; my awesome IPA shall be named Hoppy Hippo. The stout is yet to decided. Do you have any suggestive suggestions?

Miffed Liverpool were eliminated yesterday.